What is good?
Ahhh Royal's Review. Not dead (least not completely). Yet not exactly alive and running either. As you know, I'm over at Code2Ave now and I'm putting in work.
Aside from blogging there, I've just been fighting crime and not trying to get shot by campus police.
What else?
Start going in on twitters if you aren't already.
I'm taking DUKE to win it all, and I got USC in the elite 8.
New WALE drops this week (i think).
Tumblr pages look dope, but they seem kinda emo for the most part. Oh well.
Streets.
-Royalski
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Catch Me @ Code 2 Ave.
In an effort to blend creative minds and condense mounds upon mounds of social satire and fuckery, your boy Royal has launched a new blog with a few fellow bloggers.
The Review will still be up and running, but constant updates and foolishness will be found readily at:
http://code2ave.wordpress.com <---bookmark/rss feed this------
Expect drops on the review weekly from here on out party people.
Much love, and thanks for the constant check up's over the past year.
Oh and for the record, over @ code 2...we're still not men.
The Review will still be up and running, but constant updates and foolishness will be found readily at:
http://code2ave.wordpress.com <---bookmark/rss feed this------
Expect drops on the review weekly from here on out party people.
Much love, and thanks for the constant check up's over the past year.
Oh and for the record, over @ code 2...we're still not men.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Shitting on the internets
The internets is going to get shit on...
I'm talking a literal Code 2.
More details coming very soon.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
F My Life
You may or may not have seen this site.
This shit is priceless on here. Whether it's made up or not...I can't really say. Regardless some of these drops (samples after the break) are hilarious. What it is, is when some fucked up event that happens to you, or that you experience, you post it up there anonymously and people decide if your life is eph'd or if you deserve it...
Peep game:
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML
Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. FML
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, this guy took me to Denny's on a first date and used a 2 for 1 coupon. It was expired. I paid. FML
Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML
Today, I looked at the facebook of the girl I really liked, and I saw she wrote on her friend's wall "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML
Today, the girl I love and I went to visit my parents out of state for the first time. My father grinned and acknowledged that she was a "keeper", at which she laughed and said we were "just friends". I was going to propose to her next week. FML
Theres plenty more, all I know is that this site is one hell of a time waster.
Check it HERE
This shit is priceless on here. Whether it's made up or not...I can't really say. Regardless some of these drops (samples after the break) are hilarious. What it is, is when some fucked up event that happens to you, or that you experience, you post it up there anonymously and people decide if your life is eph'd or if you deserve it...
Peep game:
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML
Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. FML
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, this guy took me to Denny's on a first date and used a 2 for 1 coupon. It was expired. I paid. FML
Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML
Today, I looked at the facebook of the girl I really liked, and I saw she wrote on her friend's wall "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML
Today, the girl I love and I went to visit my parents out of state for the first time. My father grinned and acknowledged that she was a "keeper", at which she laughed and said we were "just friends". I was going to propose to her next week. FML
Theres plenty more, all I know is that this site is one hell of a time waster.
Check it HERE
How It Went Down.
Associated Press (Los Angeles, CA)-
Rihanna tells C. Brown to 'shut up and drive'.
He wasn't having it. He wanted to just hit it from 'wall to wall'.
Rhianna complied, and when they were done she suggested that Chris just 'take a bow'. He refused and wanted to turn into once of his favorite movies...'Disturbia'. Because of Chris' downright refusal to listen, she reminded him that she was a 'good girl gone bad' and proceeded to leave him. Chris didn't care because he had plenty of ladies who wanted him, she he told her straight up just 'live your life'. Before she took off she grabber her 'umbrella' cuz it was raining n shit.
So Rihanna leaves and Chris continues to cool in his hotel room. A few hours later he called his boys over to play some Madden 09. His best friend Bow Wow played against Omarion, it was a hard fought game but eventually Bow Wow lost. "Aw, your game is weak son, I see that controller over there...'run it'". So after playing a few rounds of Madden they decided to hit the streets and see what was good for the night. The wound up at club Rage in downtown LA. Upon entry, a very attractive brunette behind the bar handed the group drinks. With Chris being underage and not having his fake ID, Omarion promptly grabbed the drink from him stating 'gimmie that'. The night went on and Neyo eventually showed up. Chris Brown and Neyo actually hate each other despite what you may think.
As the night progressed, Chris seemed really down and eventually had to 'say goodbye' to the crew (besides, Neyo cockblocked all night). As Chris walked out, the brunette from behind the bar grabbed Chris and pushed him into the bathroom. In a haze of confusion, Chris looked into her eyes as she uttered two words...'kiss kiss'. They proceeded to make out for approximately five minutes until Chris realized that it wasn't the same. He stopped the brunette and left the club. Upon returning to his hotel room, Chris thought about calling it a night, but instead turned on the television. The only thing playing was TMZ (which he knew was bullshit) but watched anyway. About three minutes in, they began to discuss the break up of Rihanna and Chris Brown. At this point, he realized that the media was talkin and they story was wrong. As a matter of fact, upon watching TMZ he realized that he should try to get her back. With this realization, he called it a night.
The next morning, C breezy work up and decided to get a lil workout in. Knowing that it was the weekend and he didn't want to be yelled at by his trainer he decided to go for a run. Upon leaving his hotel room he noticed a note on the door. It read: Dear Mr. Brown,
My name is Joyce and I work at the front desk. I've heard about your recent break up with Rihanna. I've been in love with you the past 2 years and I knew that I would have you one day. I've also been saving my virginity...and I want to lose it 'with you.' More details to follow.
xoxo
-Joyce
Chris always had crazy women coming at him like this so he disregarded the note and went for his run.
I'm not sure how things got so twisted by the media. Or where the alleged claims of abuse came from. You can't trust the media for shit these days in America.
On the real, C Breezy...Never put your hands on a woman regardless of what she may say or do. Never excusable, permitted, or tolerated.
Might as well kiss your career goodbye son.
However...
Word on the street is... she gave him Herpes.
Does it warrant a reaction? What would you do if it happened to you?
Whats worse news? I'm pregnant...or....I gave you Herpes?
Streets are wild these days.
Rihanna tells C. Brown to 'shut up and drive'.
He wasn't having it. He wanted to just hit it from 'wall to wall'.
Rhianna complied, and when they were done she suggested that Chris just 'take a bow'. He refused and wanted to turn into once of his favorite movies...'Disturbia'. Because of Chris' downright refusal to listen, she reminded him that she was a 'good girl gone bad' and proceeded to leave him. Chris didn't care because he had plenty of ladies who wanted him, she he told her straight up just 'live your life'. Before she took off she grabber her 'umbrella' cuz it was raining n shit.
So Rihanna leaves and Chris continues to cool in his hotel room. A few hours later he called his boys over to play some Madden 09. His best friend Bow Wow played against Omarion, it was a hard fought game but eventually Bow Wow lost. "Aw, your game is weak son, I see that controller over there...'run it'". So after playing a few rounds of Madden they decided to hit the streets and see what was good for the night. The wound up at club Rage in downtown LA. Upon entry, a very attractive brunette behind the bar handed the group drinks. With Chris being underage and not having his fake ID, Omarion promptly grabbed the drink from him stating 'gimmie that'. The night went on and Neyo eventually showed up. Chris Brown and Neyo actually hate each other despite what you may think.
As the night progressed, Chris seemed really down and eventually had to 'say goodbye' to the crew (besides, Neyo cockblocked all night). As Chris walked out, the brunette from behind the bar grabbed Chris and pushed him into the bathroom. In a haze of confusion, Chris looked into her eyes as she uttered two words...'kiss kiss'. They proceeded to make out for approximately five minutes until Chris realized that it wasn't the same. He stopped the brunette and left the club. Upon returning to his hotel room, Chris thought about calling it a night, but instead turned on the television. The only thing playing was TMZ (which he knew was bullshit) but watched anyway. About three minutes in, they began to discuss the break up of Rihanna and Chris Brown. At this point, he realized that the media was talkin and they story was wrong. As a matter of fact, upon watching TMZ he realized that he should try to get her back. With this realization, he called it a night.
The next morning, C breezy work up and decided to get a lil workout in. Knowing that it was the weekend and he didn't want to be yelled at by his trainer he decided to go for a run. Upon leaving his hotel room he noticed a note on the door. It read: Dear Mr. Brown,
My name is Joyce and I work at the front desk. I've heard about your recent break up with Rihanna. I've been in love with you the past 2 years and I knew that I would have you one day. I've also been saving my virginity...and I want to lose it 'with you.' More details to follow.
xoxo
-Joyce
Chris always had crazy women coming at him like this so he disregarded the note and went for his run.
I'm not sure how things got so twisted by the media. Or where the alleged claims of abuse came from. You can't trust the media for shit these days in America.
On the real, C Breezy...Never put your hands on a woman regardless of what she may say or do. Never excusable, permitted, or tolerated.
Might as well kiss your career goodbye son.
However...
Word on the street is... she gave him Herpes.
Does it warrant a reaction? What would you do if it happened to you?
Whats worse news? I'm pregnant...or....I gave you Herpes?
Streets are wild these days.
Monday, February 9, 2009
I Love College
I mess with Asher Roth.
Make comparisons to whomever you wish, either way he's nice on the mic. I particularly like the fact that he just stays true to himself, raps about ish he's been through and keep shit fun and familiar.
Check out his newest joint:
Gotta miss going crazy during those early years of college...then again, if you follow Asher's advice you'll wind up like me and Jonny D on that 5+ year track....
Worth it.
Make comparisons to whomever you wish, either way he's nice on the mic. I particularly like the fact that he just stays true to himself, raps about ish he's been through and keep shit fun and familiar.
Check out his newest joint:
Gotta miss going crazy during those early years of college...then again, if you follow Asher's advice you'll wind up like me and Jonny D on that 5+ year track....
Worth it.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Funniest Shit of 09
Alright, I spotted this video over at TheGluttony (I highly recommend checking them out). This is by far the funniest shit I have seen in 2009. Now usually when I see videos on youtube with kids in them I immediately pass judgment and know that they are going to be terrible. This was a different story:
This is one of those things you see and can relate to because you've been that trashed before...maybe never when you were that young, but regardless them shits are too funny.
Even TheGirlfriend was cracking up.
Props to his dad for pulling out the video camera or blackberry and capturing his kid straight FADED after the dentist. This is priceless.
This is one of those things you see and can relate to because you've been that trashed before...maybe never when you were that young, but regardless them shits are too funny.
Even TheGirlfriend was cracking up.
Props to his dad for pulling out the video camera or blackberry and capturing his kid straight FADED after the dentist. This is priceless.
Joaquin Phoenix is too hiphop...
LOS ANGELES – Joaquin Phoenix says there's no hoax about it: He really has given up acting to become a hip-hop musician. Phoenix has been spending his time laying down tracks for a rap album in the recording studio he built at his home, the two-time Academy Award nominee said Tuesday in an interview to promote what he claims is his final movie, "Two Lovers."
After video hit the Internet last month capturing part of Phoenix's debut rap performance at a Las Vegas club, speculation swirled that he was perpetrating an elaborate practical joke.
"I don't know where that comes from," Phoenix said. "If it comes from people that I've had a falling out with, that are (ticked) off at me?"
The video shows Phoenix, in a long, scraggly beard, rapping nearly inaudibly and ends with him losing his footing and falling off the stage. It was an inauspicious start, but Phoenix was adamant that his hip-hop career is real.
-Thank you Yahoo news tab.
Joaquin Phoenix is really about to go down the hiphop road.
Respect.
Be ready to catch hell from ME and the REST of the Internets clownin you...unless you happen to go hard and not be a joke. Since I am a hater, I am publicly stating that I believe not only will you fail, but you'll go down harder then you did fighting MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS...Husband to a murdered wife, Father to a murdered son. Or just Swing Away like you did in Signs.
I gotta see you falling offstage just once more though:
That shit is hilarious.
Now listen to him rhyme:
He is going to quickly learn how cold it is in the D.
Someone link him here
After video hit the Internet last month capturing part of Phoenix's debut rap performance at a Las Vegas club, speculation swirled that he was perpetrating an elaborate practical joke.
"I don't know where that comes from," Phoenix said. "If it comes from people that I've had a falling out with, that are (ticked) off at me?"
The video shows Phoenix, in a long, scraggly beard, rapping nearly inaudibly and ends with him losing his footing and falling off the stage. It was an inauspicious start, but Phoenix was adamant that his hip-hop career is real.
-Thank you Yahoo news tab.
Joaquin Phoenix is really about to go down the hiphop road.
Respect.
Be ready to catch hell from ME and the REST of the Internets clownin you...unless you happen to go hard and not be a joke. Since I am a hater, I am publicly stating that I believe not only will you fail, but you'll go down harder then you did fighting MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS...Husband to a murdered wife, Father to a murdered son. Or just Swing Away like you did in Signs.
I gotta see you falling offstage just once more though:
That shit is hilarious.
Now listen to him rhyme:
He is going to quickly learn how cold it is in the D.
Someone link him here
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Types of Code 2's
Types of Code 2's:
(code 2 = rocking a deuce, dropping off the kids, pooping... etc)
A Presidential: Taking it with laptop and phone.
An Educational: Taking it with a textbook.
The Leisure: Taking it with a book or magazine.
The Secretarial: Taking it and texting/twittering.
Pregame: Taking a code 2 during halftime or a timeout.
Overtime: Holding it until the game is finished.
Coffeee 2: self explanatory.
Empty me 2: Taking it before going on a date, or going out for the night.
Futuristic 2: Taking it while watching TV and bs'ing on a laptop.
The Oh my GOD 2: Taking it and being late for something else.
The Clinger: Taking it, thinking your finished then feeling your stomach turn indicating a second wave being imminent.
The Imminent: When there's just absolutely no stopping it.
Newbies (Shout out to the homie Gil):
Persistent: the two that takes 7 different attempts at wiping?
Cliff Hanger: the two that won't finish dropping.
Ghost: doesn't require a wipe and you never even see it in the bowl and you even wonder if you even dropped a deuce
Now you know.
Oh lets not forget about (one of my personal favorites) The Confederate:
(code 2 = rocking a deuce, dropping off the kids, pooping... etc)
A Presidential: Taking it with laptop and phone.
An Educational: Taking it with a textbook.
The Leisure: Taking it with a book or magazine.
The Secretarial: Taking it and texting/twittering.
Pregame: Taking a code 2 during halftime or a timeout.
Overtime: Holding it until the game is finished.
Coffeee 2: self explanatory.
Empty me 2: Taking it before going on a date, or going out for the night.
Futuristic 2: Taking it while watching TV and bs'ing on a laptop.
The Oh my GOD 2: Taking it and being late for something else.
The Clinger: Taking it, thinking your finished then feeling your stomach turn indicating a second wave being imminent.
The Imminent: When there's just absolutely no stopping it.
Newbies (Shout out to the homie Gil):
Persistent: the two that takes 7 different attempts at wiping?
Cliff Hanger: the two that won't finish dropping.
Ghost: doesn't require a wipe and you never even see it in the bowl and you even wonder if you even dropped a deuce
Now you know.
Oh lets not forget about (one of my personal favorites) The Confederate:
Monday, February 2, 2009
Chunky Soup Does a Body....Bad...
Party People,
I used to eph with Jessica Simpson hardbody.
Her tailpeice could have used some work, but her J game could keep your boy Royal smiling. Exibit A:
Those are some USDA J's sittin on point right there, not to mention the AVN smile shes wearing.
We haven't heard from Jessica in a while, all I know is that she was once on the varsity starting line up... but then she graduated. However, she kept eating like she was still first string. Musta been on her CHUNKY SOUP game.
Exibit B:
and C:
(The extra flat Pankake Ass angle 2 for the homies Brock and Lake over at UvT)
Fuck you Campbell's Soup. Your ruining America. Thoroughbreds don't know how to eat once they leave the game. I blame you.
-Royal
I used to eph with Jessica Simpson hardbody.
Her tailpeice could have used some work, but her J game could keep your boy Royal smiling. Exibit A:
Those are some USDA J's sittin on point right there, not to mention the AVN smile shes wearing.
We haven't heard from Jessica in a while, all I know is that she was once on the varsity starting line up... but then she graduated. However, she kept eating like she was still first string. Musta been on her CHUNKY SOUP game.
Exibit B:
and C:
(The extra flat Pankake Ass angle 2 for the homies Brock and Lake over at UvT)
Fuck you Campbell's Soup. Your ruining America. Thoroughbreds don't know how to eat once they leave the game. I blame you.
-Royal
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